McK special

Here you are my son.

Mobie snaps - volume 2

Saturday night and I'm ill, have bumper sniffles and am watching films.

Lost in Translation - Rant alert. Is overrated, bordering on racist, unfunny, not as arty or as subtle as it tries to be and it's inconceivable that any fittie with half a brain would give signals that she wanted a bit of withered old Murray. Rant over.

Sex lives of the potato men - Vulgar, obscene and in very poor taste. Loved it.

Right, mobile snap dump.

My brother's friend Phil sent this pic of himself into an

internet dating site. Solid gold. We're striking this pose

on future nights out chaps - get practising in the mirror.

Me near that funny bridge near my office last week.

That funny man Gartside with his strangely bendy appendage.

Mobie snaps - volume 1

Half time in the Pool game so time to download my mobile pics on here as I haven't lost it in a while and am due to do so very soon.

Bloody slow this uploading business. From now on I'm going to post my pictures to people I know to save time.

At last. Well worth it, I'm sure you won't agree.

Milton Keynes vs Oldham - I imagine the
new Wembley was based on MK's ground.
Ian enjoying one before no doubt overcooking it massively.
Stoney about to get stuck in (I'm sure we can do

some photo manipulation stuff with this one).
Lunt with the connoisseur's choice of chilled beverage.
Ian and Phil enoying a civilised one? Actually, just remembered
where this was taken (Clapham) and it wasn't at all civilised.
Just the way it should be.

Do not EVER go on a clay pigeon shoot with Adam Lunt

Had tickets in the Kop for the Liverpool vs Manchester United FA Cup game but instead decided to keep my promise of going on my brother's birthday paintballing jolly. My initial fears that I had picked the wrong event were confirmed when I went charging into opposition territory and felt a very, very sharp pain in the back of my head/neck. My brother, who was on my team, tried to expertly aim a shot over my head and towards the other team but got it slightly wrong and ended up blasting me in the back of head at point blank range. Was very impressed to see a lump the size of squash ball when I managed to look. It has since gone down and now looks a bit like a lovebite. Great.

Australian Open?!?

I laugh in the face of such a such a lame excuse for a tournament. Give me the Canary Wharf Squash Classic anyday.

Phil, overwhelmed by the occasion.


The best of my action snaps is still somewhat lame.

Put it away

Saw the Japanese version of Dark Water last night - ace. Don't want to upload any pics from it as it might infringe international copyright laws. Will have to therefore make do with other images of sheer horror that make my blood run cold.


And even more scary.............

Please don't call my raise........oh dear.

Played a spontaneous game of poker last night at McEvoy’s house. Crashed and burned early on when I tried to scare Phil’s girlfriend out of a pot, raised all-in and walked into three kings – the exact hand that I was sure she didn’t have. Disaster for Lunt. I need a copy of Millward's book on tells.

Maybe I played like a goon because I wasn’t dressed for the occasion. Note to self – try to dress more like Gartside.

If Gartside can make one of these so can I

So you can put photos on then? Ok. I'll start by showing the world my poker table. Lovingly created with a chunk of MDF, a sheet of felt and a staple gun.

I need a poker nickname if anyone has any ideas (hmmmmm....I've a feeling I might regret writing that).