Easy pickings.
Inspired by this lady I decided to organise a gathering at Chez Lunt on Tue 1 May so me plus pals can all watch the big Pool CL game vs Chelsea together. Anything she can do I can do better – I’m aiming for £500,000 of damage. Internet invite, eh? I can do that.
Unfortunately, half the people I sent it to claim to be away on holiday, claim to live too far away (a frankly pathetic excuse Gartside) or claim to not like football. Also, I have had countless emails (approx 4) saying stuff like ‘busy at work then?’ after sending out the above. A tad unfair as this kind of thing doesn’t take at all long to put together, as fellow reprographics experts Millhouse-Ward and Pedro Trantorial can testify. You will be shocked to learn that the image below IS NOT genuine and was instead created by Trantorial in two shakes of a lambs tail.
Come to my party if you're around. Which you're probably not.
posted by Hotstuff @ 12:26 PM
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7 Comments:
Get in! - Debaser by the Pixies.
I can't come to your party but I'll try to find a computer virus to email you, that should go some way towards the £500,000 target.
Boxall - you are indeed a font of knowledge and win the £50 prize for getting the lyric. Look out for the winnings in the post.
You can't come to the party!?!?! I'm very disappointed in you. Jamaica isn't that far away in today's global society.
lunt/trants/smaje
if you read this before the email i'll send around tomorrow, poker tourney at mine on fa cup final day.
plan is watch the match with a few beers at mine, with people turning up at mine as they wish, then starting a rolling cash game after it finished - the genius being that late arrivers aren't excluded and we can start our poker post haste (usual problem being that it takes hours to get started). then we have a usual tournament in the middle, followed by a cash game to end the night - again, the beauty being people can sod off early if they like, or take a bit of a break but still not forfeit their place at the table.
cash game will be limited some how. still be no limit, i reckon, but cap on number of rebuys and size of rebuys i reckon so nobody gets stupid. details to follow tomorrow
lunt i think i've mentioned this to you before, but are you available?
I think I've got two weddings that weekend. Of friends, I mean. I'm not trying the bigamist thing - yet.
Very gutted, though we can still do the Morrissey thing a few weeks earlier – with lots of other associated fun later on in the (BH) weekend that I'll speak to you about (nothing too sinister, don't worry).
oh aye, i forgot the weekend of the moz thing was bank holiday
what do you have in store for us, richard?
(please don't say it is your cock)
Sinister goings on, eh? I'm intrigued.
At least, I'm more intrigued in that than I am in this current issues document I'm reading, in advance of tomorrow's Fellowship effort.
Hmmm - so Lord Turner has published a report on the evolution of the UK pension system, you say? How interezzzz...
Poor Trantorial. That's a shocker of an exam. I really enjoyed forgetting the 10 Guidance Notes I had to learn by rote for it. You will enjoy the same experience very soon my man.
I feel sorry for you exam kids. I remember the stress very well. I also remember the post exam feeling of relief after the last one of the sesh. True, pure bliss.
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