Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Adventures of Mr Cobblers

Lets look at the evidence.

Claims of Mr C:
"My goalkeeper was in the dressing room for 30 minutes waiting for an ambulance. "
"The ambulance could not go in the direction of the dressing room. "
"He could not leave the dressing room properly. He had to go in a wheelchair in the lift when he had the injury. "
"He left 30 minutes after my doctor called for an urgent ambulance. "
"If my goalkeeper dies in that dressing room or in the process it is something English football has to think about. "
"This is much more important than football. I would like someone to tell me why my goalkeeper was left in this situation."

Statement from a South Central Ambulance Service NHS Trust spokesman
"At 5.45pm it was decided that an ambulance should be called. It arrived at 5.52 - seven minutes after the call was made".

This man properly gets on my wick.

3 Comments:

At 8:40 PM, Blogger Owen said...

I hear you Lunt. Comments have dried up a little on mine too.

Do people have something better to do or what?

 
At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry chaps - i know what it's like to be unpopular

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger PT said...

Tell me about it - no bugger's put any posts on my blog for ages!

Oh no wait - that's meant to be me that does that bit. Right. Once I do something worth writing about, I'll be sure to tell the world.

Ooh, like the other day when I did a TV out with (get this) - TWO TV ins!

What a life I lead. Anyone looking to publish the latest biographical bestseller, just drop me a note at every.dayisthebloodysame@actuary.lol

This comment is almost long enough (and self-righteous enough) to be a post. Saves me the job of putting anything on my own site then.

 

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