Classic Lunt
There are a 200 people in the squash leagues I play in and the scores for all are posted on a notice board. I decided to make my feelings on a gentleman who caused me to rush back to Wimbledon from cental London twice in two weeks only to stand me up on both occasions very clear for all to see.
The below written was just after I phoned him, found out he was in a pub, gave him a piece of my mind and then hung up following a mega rant. It's fair to say that I was 'less then impressed'. Grrrrrr.
The below written was just after I phoned him, found out he was in a pub, gave him a piece of my mind and then hung up following a mega rant. It's fair to say that I was 'less then impressed'. Grrrrrr.
7 Comments:
Are you sure this wasn't the guy whose pants you were caught sniffing, after that game with Dave?
Maybe he just keeps losing his nerve over the memories...
You have a memory like an elephant. Even I had forgotten about that. In fairness, they did look like my undercrackers.
To be fair to Richard, the similarity in the stain patterns was uncanny...
It does appear that Lunt only posted this to brag about his "full house" of victories. A row of sixes - Gary Sobers would be proud.
I'm actually quite pleased with that. First time probably ever where I've not dropped a game in a league cycle. I'm now in silver 7 (near a record high) and have a mere 18 leagues in front of me before I'm in Gold 1. Given the league cycles last six to eight weeks I might get there by the time I'm aged 84, maybe 82 if I hit a rich vein of form.
I just like the fact you have posted the phone numbers of half a dozen random people on the internet.
and how is richard lundie? does he actually exist? or is it you in a (perhaps underpant related) disguise?
Lunt, I'm looking forward to hearing about the next encounter with this guy. Perhaps a 'minor altercation that results in physical violence'?
Sniffing some random bloke's pants as he returns from the showers - that has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. In fact, you dominate the top 10 funny stories.
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