Bank Hol weekend's varied activities

Thurs - Out in London to old man's pub and then cheesy bar with Stoney, Angela and (the very drunk) C. Strangely transpired that the people we were out with knew my uni friend Gopher.
Booze-o-meter rating: *** (fair to middling)

Fri - Poker in Chester with Ad and the lads, after a few tins of liquid refreshment on the train:
Booze-o-meter rating: **** (middling to large)

Sat - Out in Blackburn with Ian. Drinking at a heroic pace in Waterspouts (was actually Weatherspoons but the spellcheck suggested the above which is much better) followed by a cheesy bar and a shocker of a night club. It was called 'Heaven and Hell' but was more of the latter. Then it was a pizza and a sleep in the car while I waited for the chaps to return to the hosue I was staying at. I had managed to lose them when I became sleepy and had to have a sit down. Followed by horrid B'burn vs Pool game the next day.
Booze-o-meter rating: ***** (whopper)

Sun - Watched brother's band in the Tiv and then decided to have a few beers. Last memory was drinking a Newcastle Brown while dancing to rock music with my brother's girlfriend's brother. No problem I hear you say, however, we were the only two on the dance floor. Next thing I know, I woke up in bed.
Booze-o-meter rating: ****** (gargantuan)

Mon – No booze required as am still p!ssed from the above.

Oh, happy days.