Hardworking freelance sports journo for hire

Generally very professional, apart from the odd occasion when he has a shandy or two during the event he's supposed to be covering and dozes off in a doorway.

If this does happen - don't worry. He'll watch the event on Sky plus the next day and produce a very impressive write up.

Fees: £100,000 per event covered + private jet + 5 star hotel

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