RIP Hyper Hammer 145 squash racquet

Was walking back from the squash club last night with my favorite Wilson Hyper Hammer 145 mallet in hand, complete with fancy red strings following a restring. "No problem", I thought,"I'll slip this beauty in its custom-made racket holder for the remainder of the walk home to keep my beauty safe from harm". Woke up this morning and went to get my bat bag for tonight's big game and that's all that was there was - a bag. It must have fallen out on the way home. Bugger.

No flowers.

Happier times

PS Just spent next year's salary on buying two more so don't get too upset re the above, but donations are gratefully received. I may actually move to NZ to play. They’re so crap at sports that any unfit lump of lard could excel at any sport they put their mind to.