Burn baby burn

Poured just-made black coffee all over my hand this morning. Still stinging. Very pleased.

Went to Alden's wedding bash on Sat night and there was a golden snap of him age 14 or something sporting a mullet. Watch this space for it. Also, some of the cheerleaders at his stag made a re-appearance, but all had deffo had implants since I last saw them. All four looked like Lola Ferrari.